global warming las pelotas (me salio a lo Marado)
para que la proxima vez que se les ocurra mencionar que nevo o que hizo frio y tengan un poco de consideracion con los pobres infelices que diariamente viven extremas condiciones al mejor estilo “con amor desde siberia”. por suerte el tema 9 de ese CD era el Carpo gritando que nadie se atreva a tocar a su mama.
si el anio paso rapido, las celebraciones duraron dos minutos. con adri organizamos un grupo de dementes privilegiados, los cuales se juntaron en el minusculo pueblo de Prosiek, Slovakia a tomar, bailar y eskiar durante una semana.
no se preocupen, ya todos tenemos cama asegurada en el Borda
la invitacion a este evento fue el siguiente, al parecer con mucho exito ya que no tardamos mucho en juntar a los 11 bastardos!!
“Dear Friend,
How many times have you waited for the fat Santa Claus to show up? Or how much have you waited for that bicycle that never arrived and all you got was an ugly pijama? Times are changing. If presidents can be black, we can start to enjoy New Year’s properly.
Eleven lucky bastards (you are one of them!!!) will have the fiesta of the century starting the 29th of December until the 2nd of January in a six star cottage in the exclusive mountains of Slovakia.
The place speaks by itself, just look those magnanimous pictures on the links down on this email. I’ve been told Andy Warhol itself decorated it. You know I hardly ever lie and this is no exception: It will be cheap.
Each of the eleven (bastards) will pay 20 Euros / Day (4 days) for his bed and some extra cash for buzz and food. Only 20km away is the best ski center of Slovakia is waiting for us (Chopok). After ski we can all get naked in the local town spa/thermal park with all those stripping Ukrainian and Polish blonds and maybe some bold, muscled, big Polish guy. We are free to cook on the cottage or try the delicious mountain food provided by…the local Pizzeria. It’s all about fiesta senores y senoritas.
We are still thinking the motive of this New Year, last year was “Pink and Green” clothes, and this year we are open to suggestions. I would like to try some costumes maybe? So you Pag-ans, get those tongs ready.
Times are tight; we need to get a reservation of this fiesta dom no later than next Monday so confirm your assistance ASAP.
This is a closed invitation email, this means, that you were hand-picked to come here because we want to have the party of our lives and this can only be achieved with extremely cool people.
If any of this people can’t make it, they suck. But we’ll easily find replacements, so don’t panic. Ohh yeah.
SO, CONFIRM FUCKERS!!!!
Adri + Esteban”
Gomez y Morticia Adams
El premio al mejor drisfraz se lo llevo un pedrastra homosexual llamado Peter Repel (un amigo de la casa). Sacrificamos la mano de una de las munecas de la sobrina de Adri (que todavia sigue jodiendo, preguntando donde esta la mano de su muneca)
les deseo exitos para el 2010!
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